if cops pulled you over because you were driving really good, and paid you, instead of it being the other way around, people would drive a lot safer.
dang flab it miley
im probably going to be ranting about school until next summer
don’t drop that thun thun it is fragile and it will break
when boys are super emotional like wtf i aint about that shit here son
horny and hungry 24/7 tbh
I’m going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to figure out what he’ll look like when he’s 16. Then I’m going to frame the picture and keep it as a centerpiece in our house, something he’ll grow up looking at. Then when the appropriate time comes, and he realizes that the picture is of him, I’m going to try and convince him that he is a time traveler.
the best part of my parents being out of town is that i get to blog naked (¬‿¬)
im legitimately concerned for when i will be out on my own and paying bills and such because im going to just end up spending my entire paycheck on plastic crabs and then end up homeless with a lot of plastic crabs
the only downside to spending all my money on 240 plastic crabs in that i have to wait 2 weeks to get them